226 Chapel St
Hot dog places seem to have a knack
for cheeky names – Phat Brats and Dognation are just a couple,
but I have to say that Massive
Wieners take the cake. And how do you get to Massive Wieners? You walk
past Lucky Coq of course! Oh Prahran, you cheeky suburb.
We walked in right as three blokes
were finishing up the 25 inch wiener challenge, which is a lot less dirty than
it sounds. If you manage to finish a 25 inch (63.5cm) dog within 5 minutes, you
get your money back, and your Polaroid on the Wall of Fame! Finish in over 5
minutes and you’re relegated to the much, much larger Wall of Shame but hey, it’s
better having your face stuck in the Did Not Finish section under the benches.
Pickle Hot Dog ($10, 12” massive wiener)/Chilli Dog ($8, 6” average joe) |
Chris didn’t want to see me try and
eat over half a metre of hot dog, so I grumbled a bit and got the Pickle Hot Dog ($10, 12” massive
wiener) instead. Now let me say this right off that bat: this is not a gourmet
hot dog, so don’t go in expecting one! The smoked frank and squishy white bun
is a classic diner staple, the kind of thing that could be packed up into a cart
and sold on the side of the street. It was lathered with sauce, including a
bright pickle relish, and scattered with diced onions and cheese. Good food?
Not really. Delicious? Absolutely.
Chilli Dog ($8, 6” average joe) |
Slightly more gourmet (but still
not gourmet!) was the Chilli Dog
($8, 6” average joe), which had all the basics, plus the addition of a mild beef and bean chilli that I was very impressed by. Instead of tasting like
bolognaise with taco seasoning as I had expected, it actually had a deep, robust
southern smokiness, and a hint of cocoa to it.
Admittedly, before actually seeing
some of the dogs, I had expected Massive Wieners to be another one of those gourmet
hot dog restaurants. What we found instead was a small old-timey diner in the
middle of Prahran, serving up enormous cheapo carnival dogs at cheapo prices. I
hear it’s also very popular with the late-night crowd; I’m almost tempted to
get into drinking, just to see how fab one of these would taste after a night
out.
Rating: 12/20 – chris suggested a sister store selling meatballs. saggy
balls, he thinks it should be called.
This rating reflects my personal experience at the time of visit.
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